How To Cook A Turkey, By Kermit and Miss Piggy

The kids came home from school today with a paper telling how to cook a turkey in their own words. They crack me up.

Kermit - "Put it in the oven...Cook for 30 minutes...Cut it with a big knife, then I eat a bone."

Miss Piggy - "Put it in the oven...Put turkey on it...Eat it with the bone up."

So, good luck cooking your turkey's this year!