Miss Piggyness

Miss Piggy has said a couple funny things, so I had to share.

Master Chief overheard her singing the song Teach Me To Walk in the Light. And this is how she ended it...

Teach me,
Teach me,
To not have head lice.

And the other funny is that I've trained her to answer people when they ask "How come you're so cute?" with "Because I look like my Mommy." And she's very good to use this answer each time. Then last night as she was walking away from us to go to bed I said,

M - "You're so cute."
MP - "Yep, that's cause I'm cuter than you are."

Then she turned around and left the room.

Master Chief and I about died laughing!